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WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
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How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
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How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
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period:
Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
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Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
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See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
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Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
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Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
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period:
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
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You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
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Yell at a puppy.
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Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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1950's lyrics:
Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
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1960's lyrics:
When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
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1970's lyrics:
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
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2012 lyrics:
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
Josephine Hart (via malihasmuse)(via mermaidsowngalaxyroses)
Blake Baggott (via blakebaggott)(via lookfororion)
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Peeta:
I must have loved you a lot.
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Katniss:
You did.
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Me:
HE STILL DOES YOU FUCKING MORON HOW DO YOU NOT SEE IT AND HOW ARE YOU NOT MAKING OUT WITH HIM RIGHT NOW IF IT WERE ME I WOULD BE ATTACKING HIS FACE AND HIS BODY AND ALL THE BREAD HE EVER BAKES WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHAT JESUS JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO WHY ARE YOU DRAGGING THIS OUT YOU FUCKING SLUT GALE DOESN'T LOVE YOU LIKE PEETA DOES JESUS
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